Fixing Fixed News

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe. – Albert Einstein

Why we have to run Headlines like: Illegal Immigrant Suspected of Killing Nun in Head-On Drunken Driving Crash


With everything going on in our country these days, we can’t let one illegal alien story slip through our fingers, no matter how insensitive it may be. The following information which is about to be presented to you is for your eyes only. This is what I like to call motivation information. It is intended to make all of you conservative Fox News bloggers go out their and produce irrelevant stories like the one the arrow in the picture above points to. This may be shocking and is not recommended for or younger viewers, and also viewers who cannot or just do not feel like reading.

ARIZONA CRIME CYCLE 2009 (page 22)

The following represents the approximate number of Crime Index Offenses that were
reported to Arizona law enforcement agencies every 24 hours during 2009.
1 MURDER
5 RAPES
22 ROBBERIES
44 AGGRAVATED ASSAULTS
142 BURGLARIES
419 LARCENY – THEFTS
69 MOTOR VEHICLE THEFTS
5 ARSONS

ARIZONA CRIME CYCLE 2008(Page 22)

The following represents the approximate number of Crime Index Offenses that were reported to Arizona law enforcement agencies every 24 hours during 2008.
1 MURDER
5 RAPES
26 ROBBERIES
47 AGGRAVATED ASSAULTS
153 BURGLARIES
459 LARCENY – THEFTS
101 MOTOR VEHICLE THEFTS
5 ARSONS

ARIZONA CRIME CYCLE 2002(Page 15)

The following represents the approximate number of Crime Index Offenses that were reported to Arizona law enforcement agencies every 24 hours during 2002.
1 MURDER
4 RAPES
22 ROBBERIES
54 AGGRAVATED ASSAULTS
159 BURGLARIES
542 LARCENY – THEFTS
156 MOTOR VEHICLE THEFTS
5 ARSONS

2009 ARIZONA MURDER STATISTICS(page 30)

324 murders reported during 2009

A total of 210 persons were arrested in 2009

Of those persons arrested, 76.2 percent were White, 17.6 percent were Black, 5.7 percent were

American Indian/Alaskan Native, and 0.5 percent were Asian/Pacific Islander

Hispanics accounted for 37.6 percent of the arrests

2009 ARIZONA LARCENY-THEFT(page 43)

153,073 larceny-thefts reported during 2009

Of those persons arrested: 81.2 percent were White, 10.8 percent were Black, 7.2 percent were American Indian/ Alaskan Native, and 0.8 percent were Asian/Pacific Islander

Hispanics accounted for 34.0 percent of the arrests.

Now I know that these statistics have either put you to sleep or blinded you, but it is important that we don’t let this information to get into the wrong hands. If it ever were to, our agenda could be ruined forever. I mean information that shows crime has statistically decreased since 2002, and how whites commit more crime then hispanics. This is serious folks, we need all the nun stories we can get.

By the way here is the Nun link for all the ideas you may need and here is a link to the  Arizona Criminal Statistics from 2002-2009

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One Response

  1. haha I enjoyed this greatly, a very clever way of putting the issue across and you make a good point. But in the FOX news bloggers’ defense, it’s can be hard to come up with stories when you’re on a tight deadline and you’re a jumped up racist moron.

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