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The Upcoming Republican Agenda

After being labeled the party of no, with little or no suggestions about what to do after saying no, the Republican Party is reportedly on the verge of an idea. In a recent article on FoxNews.Com, the announcement of an upcoming formal agenda was released by the Republican Party. This event is to take place on September 23 in the best place to discuss cutting your healthcare, a lumber yard. The party plans on releasing this don’t get hurt and/or sick agenda at Tart Lumber Company in Sterling, VA.

The owner of the lumber yard, Craig Fritsche, told Fox he hopes the Republicans include an extension of the Bush Tax Cuts in their agenda. He states that when the tax cuts expire and the rates return to their normal numbers, it will still be a tax increase to him. This is coming from a man who is obviously deeply concerned with the deficits, and is in dire need of those tax cuts.

The Republican agenda will most likely include such items as  annihilating healthcare, extending the Bush era cuts for the all classes, resurrecting Jesus, and occupying the entire Middle East. The announcement is supposed to differ from the 1994 social contract made with the public. This time around no one actually will sign a contract. The reason for no signatures, so no one who signed has to feel bad when nothing positive happens to the country.

Keep in mind, the very same day Republicans plan on announcing that one of their key positions is to kill the healthcare bill, key portions of the health care bill go into effect. The provision that would make it illegal for insurance companies to deny children with pre-existing conditions coverage would go into effect. The provision that would make it illegal for insurance companies to drop you if you got sick, would go into effect. The lifetime coverage cap would be lifted, and children up to the age of 26 who are living at home would be able to get coverage under their parents insurance plan.


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4 Responses

  1. Pretty nice post. I just stumbled upon your blog and wanted to say that I have really enjoyed browsing your blog posts. In any case I’ll be subscribing to your feed and I hope you write again soon!

  2. abarbrick says:

    Great post! Found it quite entertaining.

  3. billwhit1357 says:

    The Progressive Demons are so into their idiotic agenda, they refuse to listen to any “good” advice. And why should the GOP help out these retards by making suggestions that will only be stolen and used as “Demon” ideas. No way! The Disgusting Demons have shown they are a band of UnAmerican A$$wipes and will pay dearly in November. Then you will see American Ideas coming out that will make America strong again. Once we rid ourselves of the Coward and Usless Leader, Obambi, America’s recovery will shortly follow.

  4. What good advice have they given, Fox News child? If the GOP really has some good ideas, to not suggest them for political reasons in a time when the country is desperate for all the help it can get, is just a stupid/shitty idea. The Republicans have an awesome machine called Fox News. This machine allows for them to brain wash their constituents into fighting for the same people who are robbing them blind. In some ways I hope the Republicans take back the House. They are going to follow the same agenda the Democrats have been following, just with a Republican spin on things. Things are not going to get better if they take office(I’m not saying things are going to get worse either) but they probably will stay somewhere around the same. The only difference is the Fair and Balanced Republican Bias Channel will hardcore make out with the Republican party to the point where Jon Boehner’s lips are falling off.

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